1st Day of April, it's good to become fooler each day, at least you'll be more happy

It's Tommy Leong Ka Kin's birthday today, tommy why were you born on April fool huh?When your mother was in labour pain and went to the hospital, did the doctor laugh at your mom and said, yaya, Happy April fool and sent her home? Or did your mom's water broke and the nurse said:' Gosh , those looks real, where did you bought it?'... Haha, i believe that the nurses and doctors will only believe that your mommy was really gonna give birth to you when they saw your tiny head with few fine hair pops out from your mom's vagina. Hahaha....okie, anyway, Tommy, for your knowledge, to show our sincerity, me and Sharon was planning to make a B'day card for you just now. Initially we planned to send a simple card with our drawings and pictures on it.

However, i saw on the internet that there's this cute baby picture and thought that wanna grab a picture of you from your facebook and paste it there.


This was suppose to be the picture dude, with your head on it. So i was thinking of croping your head off and replace it on the lion baby. And so I crop..and crop, and crop of course..... After sometime, I finally crop it 'nicely'. There's the result ...


Errr.. and sorry to say that it all ended here..hahahaha.. Yes yes yes ! i cant use the photo shop, hahah i only know how to crop it that's all, i tried many ways but not sure how to really paste it on the Lion Head , ahahaah, sorry! I already send you a normal ecard so pls check on ur mail ya. Hahaha, it's so funny, when i send the cut off head to sharon and she said

SherRen aMoi says: omg.. haha
Joo Ann says: haahahahahaha
SherRen aMoi says: k.. then?can u save in jpeg format?
Joo Ann says:hahahahahayeah can u see it now?
SherRen aMoi say: only his face..being cut.hmm..boleh lah.
Joo Ann says: hahahaha i dunno how to do, u see this i wanan put his head in this
SherRen aMoi says:
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use paint?
Joo Ann say: i dunno how to cut the head with paint...

Anyway, it's 224am, i am so so sleepy and tired already , gonna work tomorrow morning,

Happy Birthday Tommy

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Happy April Dumb Ass Everyone !

Very Good

親愛的丈夫:

經過我詳細的考慮, 我認為我還是離開你比較好. 我們一起己經七年了 , 七年來我自問盡力做一個好太太. 昨日我剛剛收到你公司的來電, 得知你己離職的消息. 老實說, 我對你的將來有一點擔憂 . 上星期, 我去剪了一個新髮型, 煮了一些你愛吃的, 買了套新的睡衣. 你回到家 , 餐飯吃了兩分鐘你就去看電視 , 看完電視就去睡覺, 看都不看我一眼. 我多渴望你可以抱我一下, 說一聲你愛我, 即使是騙我也好 . 無論如何, 我走了, 保重 註: 請不要找我. 我己經搬去同偉文一齊住新建立一個美好的生活.

你的前任太太

HOW HE REPLIED

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親愛的前任太太

收到妳的分手信, 我感到無限傷心. 不錯妳我在一起己經七年. 只不過你是否是一個好太太, 我內心郤有疑問 .

我去看電視只是因為我不想聽妳嘮叨, 不過似乎作用不大.

當然我上星期我留意到你剪短了頭髮. 不過我見到第一個印象覺得妳好似一個男人 . 妳要知道我不是講假話, 又不想傷妳心. 所以我沒講甚麼.

妳煮那餐晚餐確是花了很多心思 , 不過不知你記不記得, 還是妳煮飯時當我是偉文,我己經不吃豬肉十幾年了. 可能你太大意了 ,

妳那套睡衣上星期穿著時忘記除去價錢牌,上面寫著$4,999. 上星期偉文向我借了五千元, 我希望呢是一個巧合.

但無論如何, 我內心還是愛著妳的. 所以當我知道自己中了三億大樂透時 , 立即辭職買了兩張機票, 想著和妳去夏威夷渡假. 但當我回到家想跟妳說時,妳己經走了. 或者冥冥中總有主宰 , 妳我是無緣做夫妻. 今日我去律師事務所幫你問了如果離婚我要分多少錢給妳, 哪知律師看了妳寫給我的那封信 ,就說一分錢都不需要給. 那也好, 保重. 註 : 我不記得我是否有跟妳說過, 我這一生最好的朋友, 偉文 , 是一個變性人, 十年前原本是??個女人, 不過我希望呢對妳不會造成問題 .

妳的前任老公 .......

Yam Cha

Jer need to stay in the 'foh tang' for a few days and i gotta look out for the Organic shop for 2 days. Time flies, i came in around 930 this morning and walla ! is 3pm already. Eng Eng and Yao Meng came today, and ytd and i dare you all , come again tomorrow lar BAN! hahah, everything was kelam kabut at the beginning since i cant really handle the cashiers thingy yet. but now, it's just a snap of the fingers.

Was yam cha with Eng,Jack and Joe ytd night. Hmm...got feeling like we're getting older, now every1 is working already. Hahaha, yet the conversations still remain funny nomatter what we talk about. Tat's y i enjoying yam cha all this while, i dont mind to work full time in temaning ppl to 'yam cha' ..whahahah, erm, imagine one day when all of us out of topic...

我好想睇龍甘威啊！ 點解download 到甘慢架 ！！

Trend konon....

AHahahhaha, was chatting with ah eng and real funny it is ..the word 'Baby BUUu' and Baby or whatsoever has becoming a hot topic among us lately, and the ke'bimbo'an. Was blog hopping and there's a few blogs i viewed was 90% the same, aｔ one point i was wondering am i reading the same blog of the same person.

Hahah, liqour, babes, pimps, branded bags show off, drunk photos, group huggings, group kissing in the club, 2 girls kiss a girl, a guy hugging 3 girls, 4 girls showing off their LVs. Instead of spending my half of my 20's in the clubs most of the time hugging and kissing and camwhoring, i really prefer to spend time with friends yam cha, mamak, music cafes,or whereever, i rather spend my time searching for some nice food to eat everywhere. Yes clubbing is fun once in a while, i just feel like there will not be much interaction and communications between one and another. Anyway, i just really enjoying lepaking, yamchaing, eat eat eat , talking craps, wacthing dvd's in a big group and travelling. Am really scare that after i work, there will be no time for these.

Ｉ miss those old days where sher ren, tommy , lawrence , chun seng, diane ya all came to my house and we wacth dvd together, ps'ing together, ( gosh the Fatal Frame was so gan cheong, remember how i shout whenever i though there were ghost and my dad will came down and ask what happen. Remember all of guys were sitting on the floor. Ahh, i really miss those days even though i seldom mention it. You guys will stay overnight and the next day i cook maggie mee for you all remember?remember?Maggie mee with tauhu, fishballs, vege? pls dont forget. Remember we go dye out hair together? My hair looks like a watermelon, then when i came back the colour keep on coming off everyday when i wash my hair for almost 1 week.We went for the new year count down? It was years ago but it's still fresh in my mind. I remember there's once ya all came to my house, hahahah we're in my room taking pictures with my webcam, (not those hamsap wan of course), hahah it's best buddies photos, remember how chun seng hold the light and i will be the director, hahahaah. Like making porn movies,i keep on said 'bei dit feel ngo, bei dit feel ngo' we all laugh like shit.
Hahahaha, but i'm glad that we actually still hang out till today, so guys, after tommy back from the States, we all hang out gao gao again ya, as a group !

Sad

Dear Journal,

Tell me what should i do, i felt sorry for dad coz didnt stay at home and clean the house and cook for him recently. So today i asked koko to go fecth me and go home earlier so we can reach home earlier and dad will cook for us. Everything was fine when we're reachin home, dad is preparing the food and when i went into my room, i was pissed, pissed because dad actually tidy up my room. Werent i suppose to be grateful, but everytime my dad clean the house, he throws away almost everything, not junks, there are actually 'things' dad, not rubbish, although my room looks like a junk yard. I have been telling myself that i will now throw my temper on mom and dad anymore. But it's kinda hard to keep my feelings and the only thiings i have said accidently was：‘ why did u clean my room', and he said 'it's so dusty', i know i have to stay calm and cant yell, because dad do it for my own good. However, the setan got it all again this time, i said ;" it's my room, you don't have to come in. Dad said why i am talking like that', and i keep searching, searching for the bracelets( which i know it was suppose to be my fault, coz i didnt even know where did i kept it), i cant find it. I know other stuffs are missing too just that i have no idea what are there. I became irrational and went to the kicthen and wrap my hand with a plastic beg and keep dig into the rubbish beg. Next things i realise i cant find the negatives for the pictures i have taken when i was a baby. I was squatting in front of the rubbish beg with smelly garbages and slumpy overnite rice and stuffs. I know i did it to show dad that he wasnt suppose to throw my things away. Dad pissed when he saw me did that. I feel guilty, i always feel guilty, that is why i am suffocating, i wanna angry at a person so much, but cant because he did it because he loves me, but i am pissed, some of the things that meant so much to me are gone, my baby picture,that noone can ever get it back for me are gone, i am not 100% sure he throw it away, just that i feel really lost now. It might be meanindless for others but for me.....but again, dad clean my room because he said it's dusty, it's no good for me to sleep in the condition like that, BUT, some of the d handmade cards from my friends which means alot to me are in the paper beg already. I cant ..i really cant angry with dad because he didnt do that in purpose, but i am not happy really, the feelings is i wanna cry but i cant, i wana get real piss off, yes i cant but i cant show it to him.

I am sorry, you just asked me to go down and have my dinner and was asking about my driving license stuffs and wanted to pay for me. I know i am a little impolite, but i wanna say sorry, sorry for the irrationality and sorry for behaving like a 3 years old. I'm gonna promise to myself that i wanna become a person with relatively EQ so i will not hurt any1 around me. I feel ashamed that i am behaving like.

Self Reminder : Things which has already gone are gone, dont hurt any1 because once you grill a hole in a person heart, u cant never mearnt it back perfectly!